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by rickyboi January 11, 2016

Creeperking

One of the best server owner on discord

Creeperking

by Average TheRockStan December 7, 2021

Cabbage Creeper

N. A guy who constantly tries to get with smelly girls. This person has no standards whatsoever, and will openly get with anything or anyone, even a person that smells as bad as cabbage.

Jeff: Yo dude did you see that gurl that Ryan was hittin it with last night?
Eric: Ya man she fuckin' smelled like ass, he's sucha Cabbage Creeper!

by YourBetchness December 7, 2011

Dump Creeper

When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.

Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.

So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.

But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.

#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.

#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.

by halpwr July 23, 2012

trumpet creeper

A guy (or girl) who atempts butt stuff with no warning during sexual activity.

Brian tried to sneak a finger in the back door the other night. What a trumpet creeper.

by candy slamberg February 19, 2015

The Big Cheeser

the big cheeser - a yassified pig that looks like a cow.

National Big Cheeser Day is on the 9th of february.

look its the big cheeser on the wall!

by thebigcheeser.com March 1, 2022

creeper

A middle-aged man who freeloads at his mother's house, getting fat and lazy while watching porn all day over the neighbor's unsecured wireless connection. He will occasionally hang out at the public library to sneak a peek over the study carrels at beautiful, unsuspecting young women.

The middle-aged creeper drives by an all-girls highschool and yells crude, sexually obscene comments at a group of teenage passerbys.

by elnino559 June 2, 2011