cheefer

person that smokes too much weed/ciggaretes (it dont matter)

person 1: nigga im call u cheefer
person 2: why?
person 1: cuz evry time i turn aroun i see you smokin

by 69killa September 21, 2007

smell my cheese

Term coined by the legendary Alan Partridge. Can be taken literally or used as a fierce insult.

"D'ya want some cheese?... have some cheese.... Smell my cheese ya mother..." <whilst thrusting a slab of cheese under the nose of the director general of the BBC, Tony Hayers>.

by Cale and Nick May 9, 2005

The Cheese Touch

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!

by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019

windex and cheese

Used to explain the taste of sperm.

Oh my man tasted just like windex and cheese last night!

by Zega Moosh January 2, 2004

you smell like cheese

the act of smelling like cheese.

person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.

by gingerbaz December 8, 2006

cheese sticks

Best fucking food in the world!!!However eat to much of cheese sticks.you will be on the crapper for maybe about 4 hours 10 tops!!!!

sister-Whats taking you forever in the bathroom?
brother-Sorry had 8 cheese sticks to many!!!

by gorillaz April 28, 2008

cheese turd

a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.

Person 1: "that Jonah is such a cheese turd"
Person 2: "yeah, he should mancheGO"

by douchebop January 13, 2013