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Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.
Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"
by Zroogz June 6, 2018
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car chub

A Car Chub is something you get after receiving visual pleasure from an absolute automotive beauty, It is a term that can be used to reference a males genitalia, hence the word "chub"
Bob: Damn dude did you see that car!
Dylan: Yeah man i saw it, it gave me a raging car chub
by Daddy Master 69 January 5, 2020
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Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown
Ethan is a plumber of cars.
by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023
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Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.
Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-
by linkage1992 February 7, 2012
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car cute

When an individual looks good from a distance, ie. when driving by in a car.
He drove past us so fast it was hard to tell if he was hot or just car cute.

With tinted windows, most of the population could be considered car cute.
by chisaii January 21, 2009
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high car

A car that is a distinct blend of luxury, speed, and comfort. Slang: "Mah nizzy got a high car yo..let's get in and roh boi!"
Mah jiggawatt gots a high car. Let's get in and roh son!
by CrunkMonstaB November 7, 2013
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car battery

An item usually employed in the powering of automobiles; throwing one into the ocean is considered beneficial to the environment and fauna, as one user from Quora states
mateusz: hey bro i heard it's legal in the us to throw a car battery into the ocean, let's do it
jake: hell yeah i read on quora a guy said it's good for the ocean or some shit
by gardenfighterjet September 23, 2021
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