crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014

Bungee Beading

Bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord, there's a couple hundred feet of anal bead up your butt and you have to clench to stop.

Person 1: "Did you hear Derek went Bungee Beading last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."

by your. real. name. August 09, 2019

bungee bollocks

The phrase Bungee bollocks does not have to refer to older men though as it a phrase used for when, someone of the male gender wears shorts and their bollocks have dropped out and are in clear view.

The drooping of the skin around the bollocks due to aging can cause men of 90+ years of age sometimes have trouble with this and end up tripping over their own bollocks.

Arnold: Hi Trev you ready for that run.
Trev: Yeah sure, just waiting for Laurie.
'Laurie Approaches'
Arnold: Don't look now but Laurie has bungee bollocks.
Trev: Woah you could hang a baby off those.

by General G. Imp May 14, 2008

bung zipper

When you get a male butt sown up to make it tighter to fit a penis in

I can’t hang out because I’m getting a bung zipper next Sunday.

by Insta: anthony.l.u.n.a September 10, 2020

bung hurt

a state of discomfort similar to unwillilng anal penetration

I hope Doug isn't bung hurt that his name was used in the Urban Dictionary example of "bungover".

by Rev1guy February 27, 2014

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by Jupite January 20, 2022

bungee cunting

the act of pulling a tampon out of a menstrating vagina with his / her mouth

tom is bungee cunting mellissa right now !

by brian harber January 12, 2012