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Brooklyn

Brooklyn is one of NYC's 5 boroughs. Being gentrified like crazy, but also home to some of the shittiest, most ghetto, black neighborhoods in the whole country Brownsville, Flatbush, East New York, Bed Stuy. The other neighborhoods are mostly Russian or Hasidic Jewish ghettos. Theres also Coney Island, the shittiest amusement park ever concieved.
Wanna move to Brooklyn?

I rather plant my face in a pigs ass.
by Excadrill August 23, 2011
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Brookline High School

quite possibly the worst place anyone could attend school. Full of pompous jackholes, speds, goths, hippies, anarchist punks, ugly girls who pretend to be slutty, abusive athletic coaches, and teachers who do nothing but suck Karl Marx and Vlad Lenin's dick day in and out.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Brookline High School, BIATCH!!!
Person 3: Oh, that explains the limp. Who did you up the ass today? Stalin? Mao? Marx? Dr. Bob?
by green avenger July 30, 2008
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Brookland

An area of Washington DC that has become a rather dangerous ghetto. The Catholic University of America resides in this pristine area. The students are told that the area is not bad and that nothing really terrible happens. Contrary to that belief are several homicides and muggings. But its not THAT bad. Things to consider when taking a stroll through the Brookland area at night are things like is it gang initiation time of the year or god i hope those black guys are friendly. One might think that the area is better because the MPDC would want to protect the pretty white kids of CUA but no. An MPDC patrol car is a rare sight and besides what the hell are they really going to do there so dam incompetent. The area was once known as little rome but its slowly becoming little compton. Brookland- a gangstas paradise, rich white kids with no common sense.
I was walking through brookland on the way back to campus when I was hit in the head with a beer bottle.

Hey did you hear about the mugging in Brookland yesterday.
by Eri Pain October 12, 2009
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brooklyn ass pounder

A college legend who is said to anally fuck aka "ass pound" whores when hes belligerently drunk. Afterwards, he "tags" the girl writing "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on their body with a sharpie marker. To anyone's knowledge he has no affiliation with Brooklyn.
Slut: "I think I had sex last night. My ass hurts and theres some scribble that says "Brooklyn Ass Pounder" on my back"
Me: "Bitch you just got Brooklyn Ass Pounded!"
by RutgersBro1991 May 9, 2011
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Brooklyn

Last night, we had some killer bud and got really Brooklyn.
by marley74 July 7, 2010
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brooklyn burrito

taking a dump in the cleavage of a woman then preceding to titty-bang her then having her blow you right before climax
This girl that I took out the other night really loves a hot, steamy brooklyn burrito.
by jewp00p November 20, 2006
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Brooklyn

Annoying city on western Long Island where white kids living in suburban neighborhoods live their day-to-day lives under the strange delusion that they are residents of New York City. They typically brag about their place of residence, believing it to be the only "real" place on the planet (as though other cities somehow are less existent.) They groan and moan that letting Kings County be annexed by NYC was the "Great Mistake", yet they desperately try to be Manhattan and go to embarrasing ends (wearing pants that look like garbage bags) to accomplish that futile task.

Face it, Brooklyn wiggers: Harlem was a "ghetto" long before Flatbush!
It's "Brooklyn NY" NOT "New York NY"
"718" NOT "212"
"Kings County" NOT "New York County"
"112--" NOT "100--"
by Johnny X. June 29, 2005
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