When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.
Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
by Archanimal February 8, 2015
Get the The Brian Williamsmug. The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.
"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."
Or
Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
Or
Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"
by TheZVG April 2, 2020
Get the Evil Brianmug. After old mate Brian appeared on cigarette packets in Australia, it only makes sense that cigarettes should be called dead brians.
by Oldmatebrian March 2, 2014
Get the dead brianmug. Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing)Taking/borrowing someone else's belongings then telling them you will return it but never doing so.
Martin: Where's my mask
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me
by /Sterring September 22, 2020
Get the Pulling a Brianmug. Invented by sex magician, Brian Goating, the move involves cuming in a girls mouth than licking her teeth. Removing all the cum and gunk from in between her teeth
by Masterblasted December 17, 2021
Get the brian goatingmug. A moment where someone named Brian will act devious and/or obnoxious to another person or you itself
Brian: *shoots a store clerk*
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment
by some guy with crack November 27, 2021
Get the Brian momentmug. The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.
Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!
by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019
Get the Brian Burkertmug.