brian hedden

a little kid with shirtless pictures with females and like to fuck up the system

god hes such a brian hedden

by yoloswagsex October 11, 2013

Pulling a Brian

Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing)Taking/borrowing someone else's belongings then telling them you will return it but never doing so.

Martin: Where's my mask
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me

by /Sterring September 22, 2020

Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019

Brian O’connor

Makes really awkward jokes. Is white but says racial slurs like “wigger”
And “retard”though the students of his honors US history class still love him

Brian O’Connor says “Abraham Lincoln is a wigger”

by OJ Simpson 1966 December 6, 2022

Brian Culbertson

Brian Culbertson (born January 12, 1973) is a musician and instrumentalist from Decatur, Illinois, United States. Son of jazz band director and trumpeter Jim Culbertson, Brian's instruments include the keyboard and trombone.

Brian Culbertson is one of the best smooth jazz artists ever!

by smektala ahmed June 5, 2011

Stinky Brian

When a friend, or foe that may or may not be named Brian, hits you in the face with a poop filled sock.

Now I'm all messy. Chonk Cat got me with the stinky Brian again.

by Bored mailman March 22, 2019

Brian moment

A moment where someone named Brian will act devious and/or obnoxious to another person or you itself

Brian: *shoots a store clerk*
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment

by some guy with crack November 27, 2021