Boosted Brian

He is the opposite of Yohambeezy. But he is still pretty cool.. His batting average is .357. He screams like a little girl. He digs for gold, metaphorically. But most importantly " he's killing me Smalls!"

Boosted Brian just hit a homer !

by yhb August 3, 2016

Brian mchugh

Pure dough boy. He will somehow manage to fall in rivers whenever the opportunity comes up.

Girl:was it hot outside

Brian mchugh:no it was spicy

by I eat Asian children July 7, 2018

Stinky Brian

When a friend, or foe that may or may not be named Brian, hits you in the face with a poop filled sock.

Now I'm all messy. Chonk Cat got me with the stinky Brian again.

by Bored mailman March 22, 2019

Brian Burkert

The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.

Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!

by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019

Brian kink

Instead of saying you have a daddy kink for Brian wecht(ninja Brian) you can just say you have a Brian kink

Guy: yo do you have a daddy kink? Why is he your background?

Me: Nah it’s chill i have a Brian kink

by Goddamnavidan March 19, 2018

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

Brian may

The best guitarist ever, honestly adorable too

My friend: who is brian May
Me: the best guitarists ever 🎸

by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020