federal income, mula, money, pesos. (it can be legal or illegal it has nothing to do with the feds coming to get yo ass) a word we say in texas.
i gotta have that fed bread for this slab(slow.loud.and.bangin') i'mma get. a slab is a big body car like a old skool caprice and a 1983 sedan deville.
by one_deep January 11, 2008
You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
by Mmmm Juicy! November 12, 2014
Usually when a group of men get in a circle and jack off onto a piece of bread the last one to finish has to eat the bread
by Ginger_star October 12, 2017
A bread invented and popularized by the 16th century explorer Peter Brandon. The bread has gained popularity in middle eastern cuisine and is used to sweep up dips such as hummus, it's also used to cradle falafel balls traditionally with an assortment of salads and and other goodies of middle eastern origin.
by Bubblach January 12, 2021
by Acemoth December 03, 2020
by ineedtorestartmypotatoes January 27, 2020
It's a game supposed to be played by four bros (or more). The bros get in a circle around a slice of bread and then proceed to jack off (no eye contact) and nut on the bread, the last one to finish the job has to eat the bread with the jizz all over it
Lookin' for some bros to make some bros' stuff ya kno play football, drink, play the bread game, fuck chicks, this kinda stuff.
by J.O. Crystal November 19, 2017