blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.
"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"
by CharlieRomeo April 12, 2017
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blow monger

that girl who goes to our school is a blow monger
by how about nooooo January 29, 2010
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Hippy Blow

A pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), also known by the slang term "Molly". It comes in powder form usually white, but sometimes yellowish or pinkish in color. A very popular drug at music festivals hence the name. Not to be confused with "Hippy Crack".
Steve took 2 tenths of some good hippy blow and has been rolling balls all night.
by JWILL8764 August 10, 2008
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blow gravy

"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"
by Swio December 18, 2015
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blowing lunch

(n./gerund) A euphemism for the act of vomiting or, for the more colorful imagination, puking one's guts out from over-eating and/or over-consumption of alcohol.
I ate 35 stuffed shrimp and drank 27 White Russians, then I was blowing lunch and enjoying them both a second time.

I drank four cases of beer and I was blowing lunch like there was no tomorrow.
by Rick Roberson March 02, 2009
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awesome blows

Fellatio: A deep throat blow job; having your dick sucked down to the balls; the most amazing cock swallowing blow jobs; blow job porns; incredible cock sucking throat jobs.
Sharey don't mean a thing to me, I just want her to give me those awesome blows.
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Blow-Motion

When you get a promotion at your job however some aspect of it "Blows" such as getting paid less, crappy office (such as it being awkwardly placed, small, and or under construction), having to work longer or all of the above. The Blow part results in people saying "This Blows" When things are bad or worse then before.
Paul: So do you like your new promotion?
John: Well I get paid less, My Office is right next to the freeway, and I have to work for 18 hours a day.
Paul: Oh that Blows
John: Yep I got a blow-motion.
by Theblackness September 14, 2009
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