Blondemail

Different to blackmail (ie. act of getting money from people or forcing them to do something by threatening to tell a secret of theirs or to harm them). Blondemail participants tend to be perceived as more innocent, sweet, 'blonde' pretty etc, and of course butter wouldn't melt in their mouth. Those who use blondemail, are well equipped and know how to get their way- yet only ever in the sweetest innocent way of course!

She used blondemail to get her way with the fine young sailor (and note, first class officer in rank). With her alluring capabilities, Ms X (Blondemailer) found seducing her latest conqeust/victim after he lavished her with gifts, wined and dined at the finest restaurants. Ms Blondemail soon moves on to next conquest in a short period of time. It is difficult to know what to call conquests after exhibit X.

Blondemail by Cuntardary October 15, 2018

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Blonde Sam

Blonde Sam is a guy or girl named Sam that happens to be blonde. Lets be honest he or she is probably gay and they are big nerds.

OMG BLONDE SAM WAS LOOKING AT ME TODAY ...WOW SO GAY

Blonde Sam by JJTHEPANDA December 20, 2018

blondii

A gamer girl who is loyal to her friends. She will happily shank you if you fuck with her fam. She is accepting of all who do not slide in to her DMs with dictures, and has even been known to befriend trolls. A social butterfly, she can be found making friends in every chat and forum known to man, she is constantly determined to always bring the w00t to any situation.

Her attention is hard to keep if she hasn't been taking her ADHD meds. But just spell something incorrectly and she will appear out of nowhere to correct your sloppiness. If there doesn't seem to be a reason for her to start acting a little testy, feed her, send her dank memes and she will return to normal, fun af blondii.

Accept no substitutes.

Blondii is mad, you better stfu.

blondii by xxblondiixx April 24, 2019