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HE A RACIST, all he says is jabba and has a small cock
"LABBA JABBA RABBA, MESSI NIGGAS, WHO, WHO ASKED" - Bert
by Steverinohashugeworm June 7, 2021
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bertholdts._.husband

an amazing tiktoker and is bertholdts ACTUAL husband *NOT CLICKBAIT*๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ
OMG!?!!!!!!? ITS THAT Bertholdt AND HIS HUSBAND?!?!?!?!

Omg bertholdts._.husband is so cool๐Ÿ˜ฑ
by bertholdts._.husband June 17, 2021
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bertholdtsfeetbones

I can't even explain how many times I almost blocked them๐Ÿ˜ญ they are so funny but they videos are to much- the background videos/pictures are so questionable I just don't understand but they are very cool
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Bertcoria

She belongs to Sean. #BALLGAME
Bertcoria doesnโ€™t entertain guys that flirt. She belongs to Sean.
by BetwixtHerThighs July 21, 2021
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bertholdtisgreasy

bertholdtisgreasy BEAR T โ€ข HOLD T โ€ข ES โ€ข GRE SEA is a noun used to define someone who is very ugly. Sometimes used to call someone that has a smell that gives you agony.
Yes, bertholdtisgreasy. ๐Ÿคฎ
by the never misser. July 26, 2021
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Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021
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berthella

Berthella is a kind, generous, and lowkey kinda annoying she always has to be right and she most likely has a twin sister and is always sweaty...
Berthella was a delight
by Berthella's sister lol September 27, 2021
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