Break the Bong

A phrase used to describe a really bad situation brought on by surprise.

Traditional use:
Cop - "Good evening boys, what are you up to?"
Jake - "Break the bong."

Modern use:
Jake - "Didn't you mack on Beth?"
Rad - "Haha yah I did man."
Jake - "Isn't that the reason her and Dan broke up?"
Rad - "Right again."
Jake - "Shit, break the bong, Dan is coming down the hall."

by Jeremy Pettapiece November 8, 2007

bong-ah-tong

To have a bong party!!! smoke everything with your friends and have a great time!

Hey,im having this bong-ah-tong at my place at 6 sharp!dont be late!

by Ruano April 9, 2005

Communal Bong

A Bong with multiple tubes coming out of it for several (users), see tokers

Man, me and my homies hit that communal bong all night

by The Gunslinger July 14, 2004

Hitting the bong

When you’re just too Dahm high to thing straight and you want another “go at the bong” so you try to “suck up” all those sagalicous fumes! But you accidentally hit the bong! So you do that “bust down Tatiana dance” while singing hit-hit-hit-hitting that BONG!

6ix9ine: mmmm yummmmmay!
His friends: u wan another go at the bong?
6ix9ine: ye boii, oops I just HITTING THE BONG, ya know wuh dat means!
Everybody: HIT-HIT-HIT-HITTING THAT BONG!!!

by Ruby loscerman April 21, 2019

dildo bong

1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.

2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.

3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.

"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."

Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"

by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008

Bongasseur

One who is considered an expert in the use and selection of preferred bong.

Mike is quite the bongasseur, he knew exactly which equipment to use for that marijuana

by ShaggyD Lite January 27, 2009

Bong Song

A random jingle, tune, carol, song, anthem, ballad, or shanty made while intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

"Man Colin was messed up on hash at the party last night, he made up this crazy Bong Song." "Hashish, Hashish, it's illegal but I love it!"

by hashweeddopesongbirds July 5, 2009