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captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!
by red_knickers January 5, 2010
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Suga Biddies

Strong sexy women with tude, searching for one more bid.
Candie, Crystaal, Choc are Suga Biddies.
by the biddies October 22, 2010
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Mother Birding

When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.
"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"
by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013
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Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
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little birding

when your significant other starts poking their nose directly on her Clit like a baby bird begging for food until her pussy cums than you start cawing and.or chirping than flap ur little wings and fly away! Never answering any phone calls or leaving an explanation what so ever.
I CANT STOP LITTLE BIRDING BITCHES BRO!
by silveryurl July 29, 2016
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Mama birded

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick
Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel
by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017
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baby birding

v. when vomit is your kink and you exchange vomit in each others mouths during sex
last night me and my s/o were baby birding so hard that i came
by karbear8459 January 26, 2017
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