Sexy Beast

A movie that featured one of the most terrifying characters ever portrayed.

That character was magnificently played by Ben Kingsley as Don Logan. Logan was the very embodiment of a sociopath, a fuming, steaming, spiting, cursing Tasmanian Devil with Tourettes; a gangster Sergeant Major that simply would not take no for an answer.

He is scarier than the Alien, with no fear, no remorse, no conscience, no regard for anything in his path.

Chilling

You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

by Cosmicstargoat August 23, 2004

Beast

v: to completely dominate, usually in a very physical and violent manner

Keith and Jeff wouldn't shut their mouths, so they got beasted by Aaron

by ATCarter July 6, 2007

Get Beasted On

Often used in Halo 3, "getting beasted on" is when someone who is "beast" (pro or legit) owns the living crap out of you and pretty much embarrasses you by making you look like a n00b. This term is originally derived from the term of "getting pooped on," which is to lose a game pretty bad. The difference in getting beasted on is if this happens to you despite you having some measure of skill. Talking yourself up as pro just cause you're a level 50 and then getting raped 50-7 where one of your opponents gets 30 kills on your team is a textbook example of getting beasted on.

We thought we were good until MC Hellraiser beasted on us. We lost 12-50 and he got a 19 kill perfection on us. He screamed at us to get beasted on when the game was done. Now I wish I hadn't talked so much shit cause now I look stupid.

by MC Hellraiser March 14, 2009

Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".

A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."

by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005

Mythical Beastiality

When a human engages in sexual intercourse with a mythical beast.

Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.

by G.T. Collins November 23, 2009

UNLEASH THE BEAST

When you fart under your sheets then release the stench into the air whenever you take them off

You better stop farting under those sheets, you'll unleash the beast after

by Zeus153 October 16, 2016

The Beauty and The Beast

The movie you should see when having sensible girls over. This movie tends to get them in a special state where you can take sexual advantage of them because they consider everything romantic after seeing the love unfolding between a hairy beast and a hb.

Random dude: "Was The Beauty and The Beast the only thing you made her watch?"
Smart dude: "Should i lie, or make you jealous?"
Random dude: "Gj"

by alex alexsonx June 19, 2008