Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.

Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.

by Dracotic January 22, 2011

Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.

That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston

by Don Chavez February 9, 2015

Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

by Francii22 December 5, 2010

grey beard

An older man, usually someone with seniority in a business, a labor union or other community. Often used disrespectfully by younger members when referring to preferential treatment or out-dated behavior.

I hate the grey beards. They do nothing but talk about the old days and get first dibs on all the good assignments.

by PrimalChaos August 14, 2010

jam beard

king of the pies

ahhh jam beard

by Ryan Joesph May 15, 2009

Beard cheese

Beard cheese.

The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!

That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.

The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!

by DanK6501 November 4, 2017

beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.

Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.

by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008