Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

Bear Attack by Kyle April 10, 2003

Bear Hair 

To have Bear Hair is to have hair that resembles animal fur on the top of your head. Some people with Bear Hair have been quoted on having an animal mounted to their heads, because their hair is that Bearish.

Jack: So have you seen Owen's Bear Hair, it looks like he has a dead cat on the top of his head.

Owen: Shut up Jack!

Jack: Get that hair soughted then!

Bear Hair by cazzatheapache May 7, 2010

bear pussy

Bear pussy: noun, It is often cited that the sex organs of a female bear often resemble the battered human vagina of a sex worker. It is also a term used to describe a human vagina that is less than desirable.

Dude I got so wasted last night I fucked that fat bitch Carol and her bear pussy too!

bear pussy by Mizzzark twizzzain October 4, 2017

Bear Cave 

Spending a Friday or Saturday evening by yourself at home.

I will be in my bear cave Friday night. I need rest.

Bear Cave by silverseal September 18, 2011

Bear Paw 

when you get shit on your hand during sexual intercourse.

"After having sex with that messy bottom I had a bear paw."

Bear Paw by Mantenna November 2, 2011

Bear hug

Hugging a person body too hard

Bob: gimme a bear hug

Joe: ok
Joe: I think he’s got a broken everything

Bear hug by Semaj1746 August 8, 2019

Bear Trap 

Verb. A "Bear Trap" is performed when one guy walks up to his friend, and, instead of conventionally punching his friend in the nuts, surprises him by clenching onto one's testicles and twisting and crushing said gonads. -WARNING: Considered VERY painful, somewhat homosexual, and highly unsuggested to be performed upon chicks. Yeah... bad idea.

"I made a bet with my friend Josh, and he has two days to pay me back that 5 spot I loaned him or I get to bear trap the holy f#$%ing Jesus out of him... unresisted! Sweet!"-Me

"So that's why you're working out..."-Sister

Bear Trap by Captain Tyfungaree December 21, 2008