Battle of Hogwarts

Any conversation where Harry Potter fans argue over which Hogwarts house is the best.
“Our meme group couldn’t decide if Griffindoor or Ravenclaw is the superior house. It was a real battle of Hogwarts.”
by Sarcasm25 March 31, 2018
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Groundhog battle

Ground hogging is where a held in poop emerges in and out of your ass. A ground hog battle is the act of sticking two asses together and groundhogging. Hence where the poops are shoving eachother back and forth. The winner is is the one groundhogs the hardest and gets his/her feces in the opponents anus along with the defeated groundhog.

See also Groundhogging
by Municat March 26, 2011
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battle of the fangirls

Def 1: battle of girls that are fans of something

Def 2(weirdly similler to def 1) : battle of girls to the death for a sexy asswhole {in some cases}

(Battle of the fanboys which is just the oppsite of battle of the fangirls)

BATTLE OF THE FANGIRLS

naruto fans ex: sakura, Ino, me, and a million fighting over sasuke

80's ppl Ex: girls fight over peter framton, David Bowie, Van halen members,etc

normal ppl ex: girls fighting over hotest guy in school

and so on
by nikorekinomi November 07, 2007
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battle of the radios

The ear-splitting blast of noise that occurs when two cars roll down their windows and play their radios at high volume.
These two guys at the stoplight got into a huge battle of the radios.
by Nikki Delfino September 30, 2011
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Bottle Battle

An ancient and divine drinking game created by the gods of old that came to me in a dream one night.

Players pass around an entire handle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Whiskey until the bottle is finished. The winner is whoever doesn’t die.
“Ok Dudes and Dykes, it’s time to play Bottle Battle!” said Rick.

“I hope I don’t piss myself like last time!” said Mick.
by Chick-with-Dicks.com November 17, 2022
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The Battle of Breckenridge

The Battle of Breckenridge took place October 17th 2019. Brecken Spaghetti was jealous of all of the other Breckens. She decided that she wanted to take over the capital of Breckens, located in Breckenridge Colorado. The battle was quite a short one. Brecken Spaghetti slayed all other Breckens in a matter of minutes, granting her the position of Ruler of all Breckens.
“Why are all the Breckens dead?”
“Because Brecken Spaghetti started a battle, The Battle of Breckenridge, and slayed them all to be the one and only Brecken”
by Amcj_411 October 17, 2019
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Naval Battle

When two males jerk off in a pool and take turns shooting their loads on each other.
It was 98 degrees out today, so me and Austin went to the pool and had a naval battle.
by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010
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