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better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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Bare

UK/Roadman (South London) way of saying a lot/a lot of. (or so as in a plus)
Joshua: Oi, fam! Man got bare vexed the other day when man's Samsung got jacked you kno'?
Bryan: Yeah fam, I get you. 'Coz all these moist little wastemen in the ends are jackers you kno'.
by man from ends September 28, 2020
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bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.
Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust
by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018
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Bare mase

A *spicey* weapon used to strike down bears (bares) and robbers/random enemies alike!

Bare mase = or > Bear mace
DUDE! Tyler totally hit sarah in the eyes with BARE MASE! F*CK YEAH!
by barebear12 June 28, 2010
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Bare Nice

Mush you got any Bare Nice???
by Dico19 June 12, 2018
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bare bummer

Someone who sits on a public toilet seat without creating a “nest” out of toilet paper to protect themselves from germs. Bare Bummers reject nesting on toilets and prefer to expose themselves to germs.
That guy is a bare bummer, when he uses a public washroom he doesn’t nest!
by Nester9898 June 7, 2024
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Bare

A word used to emphasise the excessive blood spurting out of your tip
Jake: M8 there’s bare blood spurting out of my tip right now
by Skidmark69 March 2, 2021
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