Awkward Turtle 

Noun: The gesture of making a turtle with your hands to signify and awkward moment

Adjective: To describe an uncomfortable moment

Noun: She made an Awkward Turtle

Adjective: That was awkward turtle as!

Awkward Turtle by TQWEE December 15, 2009

awkward balloon

A gag used to break an awkward silence . This is performed as a mime. To make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. You must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.

James: hey you know, when my gran dies, i'll be rich
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?

awkward balloon by joose man October 21, 2010

awkward turtle 

Interestingly, this is the real British Sign Language sign for turtle.

*awkward turtle*
ASL user: Platypus?
BSL user: Turtle?

awkward turtle by Honey L June 3, 2011

awkward turkey 

Cousin to the awkward turtle (official mascot of the awkward moment) As the awkward turtle is recognized by a hand gesture, so is the awkward turkey. You hold your four fingers from one hand up behing the fist of your other hand. The hand with the fist will then stick its thumb out and wiggle it around. Go ahead, give it a try, and show it to your friends. Its awkward.

Hey lover, I have some thing to tell you, sorry I just gave you aids......At this moment you could have the awkward turkey run in.

awkward turkey by grpgrifire July 18, 2009

Awkward Llama 

Putting your thumb together with your middle and ring finger, and bouncing your arm up and down while keeping your elbow stationary. Similar to awkward turtle.

Your mom asks you if you're sexually active........AWKWARD LLAMA.

Awkward Llama by Zakahora January 5, 2010

awkward phase 

During an attempt to grow one's hair long, the point at which you look like a tool because the hair is both too long and too short to by styled in a hip fashion.

"What's wrong with your hair?"

"I'm trying to grow it out, but its too short for a style and too long for gel. I'm in a total awkward phase."

"Yeah, your hair really makes look like a dumbass."

awkward phase by Scotty J-ski March 25, 2008

awkward tiger 

An activity similar to the awkward turtle in meaning but not in actual action. You proceed by making your hand into a tiger paw and slightly taping/slapping/clawing/mostly whiping the person's face. Then say "Awkward Tiger" and laugh appropriately.

We were talking about last night's homework and then George tells me I have sexy pant (in all seriousness).
I proceed to Awkward tiger

awkward tiger by A. Tiger April 21, 2008