When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.
by $e9a October 25, 2009

Craig: "Let's get ass pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing".
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered
Ricky: "yeah bro! If we are really looking to get ass pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with"
fucked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered
by Buzz's Bangers October 13, 2015

What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
by caddy wampus March 8, 2011

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021

by Daddy Deihl October 30, 2017

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

A term used to describe some who does or says something illiterate or when someone says something you don't like you add head ass at the end of your joke
Boy: you ugly as shit dick head.
Boy 2: shut the fuck you look like Sofia from the color purple wit yo "all my life I had to fight" head ass
Boy 2: shut the fuck you look like Sofia from the color purple wit yo "all my life I had to fight" head ass
by Fat back billy March 6, 2017
