Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.
by joefromsc October 30, 2008
When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.
by $e9a October 20, 2009
One who smokes marijuana regularly and is constantly in a dazed state of non-remembrance and forgetfulness. Some consider shot ass to be a synonym for the word stoner, but this is not the case. All shot asses are indeed stoner's, but contrary to popular belief, all stoner's are not shot asses. A stoner is defined as one who smokes a ton of weed but is not necessarily always under the influence of marijuana. A shot ass on the other hand never allows himself to fully reach a state of sobriety and will constantly be seen puffing on joints or stealthily smoking in the school bathroom to keep their buzz going strong.
John: Where's Josh man? I saw him in first period
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass
Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass
Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
by Fuzzadelic August 06, 2011
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by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2021
If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011
A term used to describe some who does or says something illiterate or when someone says something you don't like you add head ass at the end of your joke
Boy: you ugly as shit dick head.
Boy 2: shut the fuck you look like Sofia from the color purple wit yo "all my life I had to fight" head ass
Boy 2: shut the fuck you look like Sofia from the color purple wit yo "all my life I had to fight" head ass
by Fat back billy March 07, 2017