Forever alone

Biatch get a life y'all lonely motha fucka

My bf David gibbin is forever alone

by theamazingjj April 14, 2016

Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 22, 2016

Balls Gettin' Dragged The F*** Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

Alondra

She is the most annoying girl ever! she will always try to prove her self right no mater if she is wrong. she will always hold a grudge, ALWAYS! she loves to explore she likes to try new things and she loves animals even reptiles.

Mom:ALONDRA! Get your ass down here!
Alondra:WAIT IM BUSY !
mom:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

by Sassypants February 12, 2018

Alondra

Creepy gay, stalks girls on tik tok, and is very violent

Ew look it’s a rabid Alondra

That means she’s gay right?

by BUBBIGUPPI101 November 9, 2021

alondra simp

a simp for a pretty girl name Alondra. With how perfect she is, there's a lot of Alondra simps out there.

Girl look, its clearly another Alondra simp. He's too busy thinking about getting Saturday bread for her just move on.

by Eric Yong January 28, 2022

lima_dat_alone

A very cool person. VERY cool...

Man, that dude's a lima_dat_alone!

by GreenB5 September 2, 2004