Anus Boils

hemorrhoids

Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!

by Krazy K December 29, 2002

anus wrangler

Fagget white cowboy who has gay sex with other cowboys and is also rich. Wishes he had friends.

A:Take off those gay boots you fagget anus wrangler.

B:Sure, then I'll give you a rimjob. I'll toss your salad if you want me to also!

A:...

by jizmonkey May 16, 2008

flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007

Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

by madderhat January 20, 2009

Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.

by rtv0587 September 26, 2011

anus munch

Munching on an anus.

"D00d! that guy totally anus munched her ass! He's a sicko!"

by Fogly March 4, 2009

anus scabs

waking up with a red and inflamed asshole, bleeding like crazy and driping with seamen, scabs will apear and bleed randomly generally caused by shane O'reilly

(guy1) dude wtf your ass is bleeding

(guy2) yeah i have "anus scabs"

(guy1) omg eww how?

(guy2) shane O'reilly slept over

(guy1) omg what a anal scabber

by captin cum shoot February 18, 2011