When a male finds a hot girl on myspace/facebook and plans to "meet up" with her. At the meeting, the unfortunate male discovers that the pictures were lies, and he is confronted by a 60 year old Hilary Clinton look-alike. The Angry Hubert is when the aforementioned hag begins to molest him.
Dude, myspace molestation goes both ways! Jimmy just got the angry hubert last night!! He's been puking blood ever since.
by random122387 December 19, 2007
Get the angry hubert mug.Adjective primarily used to describe a food that is so delicious, it makes you pissed off just thinking about how good it is. Most effective when used in a loud and obnoxious tone.
Guy: Damn! I just had the most Angry Delicious fries at lunch today!
Girl: Whoooaaa. Calm yourself, now.
Girl: Whoooaaa. Calm yourself, now.
by Angry Delish January 17, 2009
Get the Angry Delicious mug.An irritation so high up the anus that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. Usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one hella stinky finger.
While riding the crowded subway to work, Fat Bastard suddenly developed an angry itch. After 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. "Mmmmm...chicken burritos and refried beans", he rejoiced.
by Nine-Pac January 22, 2009
Get the angry itch mug.When you cum on a womans face while she sleeps so she wakes up with eyes stuck shut and lips stuck together and walks around with her arms outstretched walking blindly and mumbling jibberish because she can't open her mouth
CHRIS: How was the date?
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out
by kensobaby December 3, 2014
Get the Angry Zombie mug.When your girl is acting up so you shoot your load in your hand, make a fist and shove it up your significant other. You then open your hand wide and paralyze them, making your hand look like and angry starfish.
Ck: yo my girls been a bitch recently. Any suggestions?
Freesh: Yeah... in the bedroom, just give them the elite ass, godtier, angry starfish
Freesh: Yeah... in the bedroom, just give them the elite ass, godtier, angry starfish
by Frrshawn January 3, 2020
Get the Angry starfish mug.An angry Jack is a person, who get's angry, when someone directly or indirectly points out flaws in our society and thereby makes the Jack question their own mortality.
^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)
^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)
"oh man, i can't stand those fucking vegiterians . not eating meat like they are something better!" - an Angry Jack
by [reredacted] August 9, 2021
Get the Angry Jack mug.Cocktail, also known as a bullseye. Consists of 50% red wine, 50% red bull, though more commonly red rooster is used instead of red bull as it is way cheaper.
The best fucking drink in the world to get fucked up on, but causing you to shout incoherently at traffic - hence the name.
The best fucking drink in the world to get fucked up on, but causing you to shout incoherently at traffic - hence the name.
Dude 1: Did you just pour red rooster into your wine?
Dude 2: Yeah, it's an angry tramp. Try some.
Dude 1: (tries drink) wow, that's fuckin awesome. Can I have one?
(2 hours later)
Dude 1: fuckin... CARS! I'll give you... somethin to beep about. Yeah BEEP BEEP. I remember, I was... This way? Yes.
Dude 2: Yeah, it's an angry tramp. Try some.
Dude 1: (tries drink) wow, that's fuckin awesome. Can I have one?
(2 hours later)
Dude 1: fuckin... CARS! I'll give you... somethin to beep about. Yeah BEEP BEEP. I remember, I was... This way? Yes.
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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