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Words cannot describe Alaina, oh wait yes they can "garbage". Alaina is a dumbass who probably came on urban dictionary because she saw someone else do it. She never has her own ideas and when she does they suck. Alaina is a basic bitch with daddy issues. She thinks dyeing her hair and playing video games make her quirky and different. Videogames aren't the only games she plays tho, she's a major thot. Alaina is a thirsty whore and makes it fairly obvious. She is a sheep who will do whatever the cool people are doing. Alaina also has Tumblr depression. Xanax abuse and failing are her only personality traits.
Person 1: "Alaina is kinda cute"

Person 2: "Idk dude, isn't she the one who tried to sell juls at a kids baseball game?"
Alaina by Realslimshady_ May 30, 2019
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Alana Collins

A kind young lady that tries to keep her shit together on and off the court or field. Occasionally she will lose her shit and look like she is having a nervous breakdown and asthma attack at the same damn time. Her ginormous forehead #giantdome69 helps push her threw these hard times of mental breakdowns n other shit. u will usually find her at the batting cage hitting balls with her big stick. If u have a lana on ur team its like having a fuckin legendary scar when the rest of ur team is full of a bunch of fuckin pickaxes.
JOE: Imma beat ur ass
ME: ALANA COLLINS!!!
JOE:Dies*
Alana Collins by hoodrat1234 May 10, 2018

Alana messenger 

Alana is a beautiful caring loving freind she is always there for you and knows how to get her way she knows how to deal with everything life throws at her she is one of the best things that could ever happen to you xxx
Alana messenger is a beautiful funny girl
Th most beautiful blonde haired blue eyed girl you would ever lay eyes one she’s absolutely gorgeous
Did she see alaina she was lookin #gorgeous today
Alaina by Atx.your.mama. October 4, 2019
Alanah’s are very pretty they usually have nice blue eyes with a slim waist they also have a lot of 🍒 they are very sweet. TRUST ME you DONT want to mess with an Alanah they may seem shy and quiet but they will take those hoops out of there ears and drag you. You should definitely be friends with an Alanah or else you will regret it. They stand by there friends and will kill anyone who talks shit about there friends :)
“Hey is that Alanah?” - random boy

“Yeah she is she has such a sexy body” - other random boy
Alanah by Jack ques August 13, 2020

alaina davis 

a coke head who has serious daddy issues
did you see that girl pull an alaina davis
An amazing person who really likes tree 2.0.
Alayna is my box.