Alans are funny, outgoing but when they need to, they are persuasive and stern, often being overly excited about learning new things.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
by NotoriousSimi December 3, 2020
Get the Alanmug. A sexy sigma male.. all ppl love him and want to be him bc he’s just so cool. He definitely has 12 pack abs and is around 6 foot (talkin about his monster shlong) he’s probably 5’10 tho. He’s still sexy asf and all the Celebs want him but he’s really loyal to his gf.
by Alphamale2334 November 21, 2023
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Get the Alanmug. When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 3, 2010
Get the pulled an Alanmug. Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez
by Ok bro December 14, 2021
Get the Alan Melendezmug.