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Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.
those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.
by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006
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Affirmative Action

The term "affirmative action" comes from legislation like the Equal Opportunity Act which basically says that minorities (including the disabled and war vets) cannot be discriminated against for employment or enrollment in college.

That's it.
If you're complaining about getting rejected by an Ivy League school (and supposedly a black person, who you are quick to believe or imply is therefore under-qualified, got accepted instead), and not for the reason we mortals can't even dream of going to an Ivy League if we wanted to: the money; you're only proving why we need affirmative action.

If you believe the Ivy League is the epitome of higher education and not getting to attend such a school is equivalent to being denied the right to education, you're part of the problem.

If you have the time and resources to post these anti-minority rants on teh internetz, your argument holds little weight just by that fact.

White people: black people are not your problem.

(ps this is coming from a white guy who didn't even finish the writing portion of the SAT and received a substantial scholarship from his university after getting accepted there)
by stadam anley April 13, 2009
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Double Action

While masturbating, a finger is inserted in one's anus.
James? Yeah he double actions.
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class action

What a person who is considered a "class act" actually does. The specific act of being a "class act". What one performs or does in order to gain the title "class act".
Wow, Beyonce really did a class action in bringing Taylor Swift back on stage at the VMAs after Kanye stole her thunder! What a class act, that one!
by mirandabrittney September 19, 2009
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sweet action

1.) Sex with asian chicks. See also chrigu.

2.) Sex with all other types of chicks.
Momoko spent the night last night....sweet action!

Amber spent the night last night.....sweet action!
by John Cocktoastin January 28, 2003
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Action Hero Syndrome

An astounding ability some people possess that makes them seemingly invulnerable to virtually anything thrown at them.

An important side note: invulnerability only lasts so long as the sufferer of AHS does not need to be around, is somehow expendable, or is otherwise unimportant. They can do anything until it really matters.

Famous sufferers of AHS are: the GOP, Micheal Jordan's career, Any transvestsite dates, And veritably any protagonist in any action movie made in any date of modern history.

This can be easily applied to any every-day scenario, though is usually left to more unbelievable acts.
Jerry: Man, I went driving with Skippy the other night, and he sparked a bowl right at a stoplight!

Chris: you get caught?

Jerry: No, even though a cop pulled up right behind us! he's, got, like Action Hero Syndrome, man!

or

Larry: Wow, seriously? He got arrested for smoking weed?

Nick: Yeah. He decided that it was a smart idea to light up right in front of the police station.

Larry: How is it that the one time he gets caught, we're waiting on the porch of his house to let us in for the party? It's raining!

Nick: I don't know what to say, man, he's got AHS.
by F1g_N3wton June 5, 2009
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action slacks

A smart badass dude who is full of energy and is always coming up with rad ideas
Hey there, action slacks, nice job on building your own computer from shit u found in the woods
by NikkiVapes December 13, 2014
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