Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

The B shift

There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.

The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift

by Lil-p May 24, 2023

Reality Shifting

A trending topic on social media wherein kids, teens, and adults all employ various techniques to "Shift"- meaning they are going to a different reality by harnessing their consciousness. It is a highly controversial topic that Antishifter folk disagree with and Shifter folk strongly believe.

Shifter: I've recently gone to Harry Potter by Reality Shifting!
Other Shifter: Sweet, I've been there!

by Personhumanman August 17, 2023

day shift stripper

A very average stripper working the day shift in some shit hole strip club.

Barbie hit hard times in her later years, only gig she could get was as a day shift stripper.

by Mariofingerbang June 6, 2025

weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.

I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.

by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024

Shift Knob

When a girl tucks her pony tail up into her hair tie like a bun and let's you use it to control her head while she gives you a BJ.

I really like to use Lenora's shift knob while she gives me head.

by Salladpatch December 7, 2024

Suicide shift

Made famous amongst early 20th century motorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.

Her: "How do you want me?"
Him: "I'm going to give you a suicide shift."

by World Wide Walt July 17, 2019