muff diving

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.

Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.

by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006

Muff diving

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

rabbit muff

noun. any instance of good-looking women on television, during televised sporting events.

While watching the soccer game, there was tonnes of rabbit muff in the crowd.

by Anthony July 30, 2008

Muff Cabbage

Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)

Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.

by JerseyShore7779950 October 17, 2010

muff-bluff

A muff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely assumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in sexual intercourse. The term is derived from the slang word muff or muffin (vagina) and the gambling term "bluffing." While a "muff-bluff" is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form "muffin' bluffin'."

"Oh dude, I was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a muff-bluff."

by outhouse April 15, 2009

Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved

Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!

by pdr1017 May 6, 2008

Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er January 16, 2009