sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.

“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”

by Khan1969 November 2, 2021

Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.

Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."

by Experiences44 April 6, 2023

beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.

Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"

by Loopydave September 1, 2018

hoodie child

That of a hoodie child is like a basketcase but we're not as depressed or overly bisexual

She is suck a hoodie child I wish I cod be that happy all the time

by To that one girl on omegle February 24, 2020

Roblox Child

a usual 2 - 12 year old trying to swear at teenagers for talking

Roblox Child: hi boomer
Teenager: im only 17
Roblox Child; your still old b****
Teenager: its You're and, your only 7 kid.

by Urban Dictionary user 1937214 May 30, 2021

needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 9, 2004

Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.

Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022