Ziptard

An incompetent person who is driving a Zipcar.

"The ziptard abruptly hit his brakes and proceeded to make a sudden U-turn without using his indicator."
"The ziptard nosed her rental Prius into the parking spot and became very confused, blocking traffic behind her. She clearly was not aware of the concept of parallel parking."

by Word2yourmother February 26, 2015

Zipadickaphobia

The very rational fear of getting your dick caught in your zipper.

I can't look at my zipper because of zipadickaphobia

by Don't_touch_my_schnitzel July 29, 2015

Zipsin

Noun. A gibberish word.

You're so dumb Orly, you're speaking zipsin!

by Ezipez May 23, 2018

Zippin

Can be used in the case of which a person starts tripping or this can be used in a time where a person lacks common sense

Like on god your Zippin right now

by Hamptonstruth June 2, 2018

zippity zoo

gone yeeted x9000

Jared was hyper as per usual... bulike outta nowhere he started to zippity zoo

by bajoob December 20, 2018

Zipeedo

A term used in Naboznology (a more analytical approach to biology), for telling someone to be quiet or zip it.

Girl: I can’t believe brad won’t take me to the movies

Guy: Zipeedo! I don’t wanna hear it

by Noboznology February 25, 2019

Zipy58

A kid that plays a lego game called roblox and is know for being in a group named EZIC or something related with it he can also be a huge fucktard.

Did you see Zipy58 he was being so stupid

by Buttbillybob March 6, 2019