Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.

by Trashginger April 4, 2018

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

by em.ily.et May 24, 2018

big ass shlong in your mom

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver

boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes

by big ones only February 26, 2022

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

sucks to your assmar

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.

Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

Jump Through Your Asshole

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph

Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.

by Darktowerfan December 14, 2021