Woke Statistics 

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.

Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.

Woke Statistics by Fasters May 2, 2022

woke millennial

A Millennial that has surpassed the limitations of the human brain and performed something either very smart or unbelievably stupid, and therefore is considered woke.

Person 1: My boy put black construction paper over his computer screen to hide the fact that it was on!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!

woke millennial by Brreverie May 2, 2019

woke psychosis 

A disorder where you are so WOKE, it inhibits your brain from believing OR accepting mundane facts or realities.

Believing everything is a conspiracy, all food is poison, every act has a hidden agenda.

My buddy who has woke psychosis went on a 20 minute rant about the illuminati after i told him im going on a trip to Washington DC

woke psychosis by MrMeseeks October 14, 2019

Woke Warrior

Young person, or a millenial believing they were still young, often with shaved hair around the ears, championing the causes of veganism, anti-racism, socialism or environmentalism. Their support for their cause is most often expressed as virtue-signalling on social media, with little actual support for their crusade.

Steve: So yeah I went on a date with Elijah last night
Tim: How'd it go?
Steve: He lost me when he ignored everything I said and got on his high horse about Woke Warrior shit
Tim: Yeah f**k that.

Woke Warrior by MurrMiteFish9 May 1, 2022

Woke Olympics 

A competition in which middle-classed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-classed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.

Did you hear Becky yelling at Chad over the environmental impact of driving a M3 two years newer than hers? She really won gold in the Woke Olympics for that one.

Woke Olympics by torngc May 30, 2017

woke as fuck 

Legit, totally woke, like, bare informed.

Man, my professor of 18th century is woke as fuck.

woke as fuck by lpaqlpaq March 30, 2017

woke mob 

if you thought one woke person was bad enough, we present to you: woke mob

Democrat turned Republican: The woke mob defunds the police after a single police killing and bans guns after a single shooting. However, the rise in crime due to a unpoliced and disarmed citizenry seems to be of no concern. Short-term thinking politicians who follow this sort of ideology will destroy this country.

Woke mob: *Goes batshit insane*

woke mob by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022