Whipped

Whipped, or pussy whipped, as slang for being used or under the control of someone else. Possibly a girlfreind. Sometimes men will get whipped by a girlfreind and lose site of there true freinds, and think they love her. The truth is they're only in it for sex, and the realtionship is about as bad as it gets when the boyfreinds free time MUST be spent with the girlfreind. Such as in the movie Saving Silverman.

Travis has turned into a little whipped bitch because his new girlfreind is a controling sucubus.

by Fuge roughler January 9, 2005

dick whipped

The act of using the semi-hard penis to literally (and laterally) whip the buns of a satiated female after fucking her dog-style. A crude sort of cleansing action, to shake off the spunk right after it's been immersed in the funk.

Circa Central California Mid-Eighties

"That big tit blonde, Betty, likes to get dick whipped as a sign of love."

by buffalo patty April 23, 2005

Whipped

When a guy is controlled by his girlfriend and he has to ask his girlfriend for permission to go out with his male friends or she just basically controls him with what he can and can't do

Mike:Can I go out tonight with the boys Lisa"?

Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"

Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"

Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"

Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"

by Harry69 December 20, 2010

Facebook Whipped

when you date a girl who is always messaging you on facebook and expects you to message back even though you never get on your account

jerry:dude my girlfreind keeps messaging me on facebook

gorge:homes you need to break it off your so facebook whipped

jerry :i know but shes crazy she stalk me

by jerryatricsquirrel August 12, 2010

whipped

When a guy is under complete control of a girl. He will often forget about friends he has known for years to be with and do what his girlfriend wants. It can even get to the point where he calls just thinking about her "getting some".

Friend 1: Wow, Kellie has Nick whipped pretty bad.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's so bad that he won't even talk to us anymore.

by Ricardo the 28th July 16, 2008

whomp

A versatile word that can be used in multiple grammar forms. Generally used to signify something bad that has happened to someone. It is an amalgamation of "shit!" and "that sucks". It is used primarily as an interjection or verb.

A: "How has your day gone?"
B: "Ugh, so many things have gone wrong today. Whomp on my life."

A: "...and then her mom told her she wasn't actually Native American, but actually black and that she had essentially spent her entire life so far thinking she was the wrong race. Can you believe that her mom just dropped a bomb on her like that?"
B: "Hahaha WHOMP!"

by NU Token June 11, 2006

sloppy whopper

noun
The act of slapping an erect penis which is covered with a viscus substance, such as molasis or honey, against someones cheek.

Cam gave Mitch a sloppy whopper.

by joesalt September 17, 2005