Sausage Wiff

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.

We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.

by Haze Down July 15, 2022

scoo-wiff

when something is scoo-wiff

"your skirt is scoo-wiff"

by bib_grit August 29, 2022

piffy wiffy

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.

jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.

by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023

Spliffy Wiffy

this means smoking marijuana with your gang affiliated members (mandem) on the corner on the endz. this is often accompanied by singing this song:

we’re going on a trip to smoke a big fat spliff. Running through the endz with the Mandem, climb on board get ready to explore the world of green, me and my weed.

mandem 1 - yo mandem. shall we go smoke a spliffy wiffy on the endz

mandem 2 - yeah styll but only if we can sing the song first my bredrin

by BHxoxox February 25, 2024

ig wiffy

harry said hey ig wiffy whaat jojo your my ig wiffy

hi ig wiffy

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

a young wiffer sniffer

A young person.
A word that I believe that older people use.

Aww look at those cute 10 year olds reminds me of when I was a young wiffer sniffer!

by JacksonWang852g7 November 20, 2019