Walking STD

Basically a person who either doesn't remember who they had sex with or a person who doesn't care and has sex with anyone. also known as walking sex.

"that guy is a walking sexually transmitted disease.....but he isn't even that hott...."

by abs March 3, 2005

washing machine syndrome

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.

Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!

by caaaaasey November 18, 2009

wanking

1. masturbating
2. doing nothing, wasting time

"I don't know where her is, he must be off somewhere wanking"

by Little Blue Patakha January 15, 2003

google wacking

to try and search in google and get 1 result

If u type in somethin and one one thing comes up then u google whacked.

by Big Wave Dave March 28, 2003

University of Washington

A Washington university located in Seattle, founded in 1861. Best known for the worst football season in college sports history, when they failed to win a single game in 2008.

Did you hear that famous serial killer Ted Bundy went to the University of Washington?

by GannonPenthouse May 28, 2011

Washington Monument

Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.

During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.

Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.

Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.

President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!

by BWSparked April 15, 2008

let your wiener do the walking

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.

"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez

by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017