Toxic wastrel

Scientist who analyzes Covid-infused doo doo.

“Old man Fauci himself praised my work on the University lab’s bug squad,” lies Elmore. “It’s a shit job, but toxic wastrel’s got to count the spikes to pay the bills.”

by Hifalutin! February 2, 2022

gate wait

The act of waiting alone at the entrance to a building for a ride, basically looking like a total loser, willing your ride to pull up the street so everyone can see that you actually have an agenda. Often one will pretend to be texting or calling someone on there cell so it looks like they know what they're doing.

guy 1: Hey man saw you standing outside best buy the other day
guy 2: Ugh, ya. i was pulling a major gate wait
guy 1: That's some tough shit man

by koolaidonetwothree June 26, 2008

dumb waiter

When you fart in a elevator right before you get off, sending it to its next floor with a smelly 'meal' on board.

Also known as a dookie lift in England.

I just left a dumbwaiter in that lift (elevator).

Ow man, someone left a dumb waiter in here, lets get off at the next floor.

by ill-grass October 10, 2012

waitey

Fat desperate pervert who has to go out with a dog to get anyone. He pretends to do 'things'

My brother is a Waitey.

by squeaky August 17, 2003

But wait, there's more

A stupid way of trying to get you to care about something you couldn't care less about.

but wait, there's more for me to tell you about my dumb meaningless life that no one cares about

by Let's be real April 28, 2016

lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006

waiting to happen

the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.

Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.

by holy January 22, 2005