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Ur Auntie a Thottie

One of the worst insults ever, how Japan was nuked, how Troy was taken, how France surrenders every time
Joan: Ur Mom gay lol
Peter: Well ur dad lesbian bitch
Oscar: your granny tranny dipshits
David: Ur grandpap a trap. I win
You, an intellectual: ur Auntie a thottie
*japan nuked a third time, asteroid hits earth, Black Death happens again, PETA takes over world*
by IG:aceroseth03 March 13, 2018
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Ur Hair Square

An insult with such unspeakable power that mere words can't sufficiently describe it. God, Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, Yuhuang, Amaterasu, Bathala, Brahman, Buddha, Jupiter and Zeus once converged together just to prevent this insult from being known to any living creature.
Tony: ur mom gay
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE

As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 5, 2019
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Ur sister a mister

A very dangerous phrase, not to be used lightly. Has risen from other primitive phrases such as ur mom gay, and ur daddy lesbian.
Carl: Ur mom gay
Dylan: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister

*every world ceases to exist as God himself falls down onto his knees and weeps
by Swaggysplooosh March 15, 2018
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Ur brother a mother

This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.
1: Ur Mom gay
2: ur Dad lesbian

1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur sister sisters a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
(Literally every living thing in existence gets the life sucked out of them)
by Mitchyboi March 13, 2018
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ur mom gay

jake: you suck at m i n e c r a f t
jack: no u
jake: ur mom gay
jack: *ruptures brain and fucking dies*
by iiJason124 July 14, 2018
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ur granny tranny

The only insult worse than “ur dad lesbian
Carl: “UR MOM GAY
Joe: “ur dad lesbian
Carl: *dies*
Carl’s friend: ur granny tranny
Joe: *dies*
Carl: *comes back to life*
by The Kamoka March 10, 2018
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ur mum gay

The worst possible insilt any human can take in. If you say this your opponent will literally implode from embarrassment.
4th grader A : Ur momma so fat shes fat
4th grader B : Ur mum gay
4th Grader A: *dies*
by ThrillCosby February 24, 2018
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