Distraction Tweet

A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.

Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.

by astrodude February 21, 2010

Tweater

A Twitterer who frequently posts about their meals or favorite foods.

@bettycrocker is a real Tweater.

by Julie Wright August 27, 2008

identity theft

One of the most innacurate myths in U.S. history. In reality, if a credit card is stolen, the business where the criminal spent the funds at, will be hurt, not the card holder. If someone steals your card, and you tell the card company, they will take the money away from the business, not the customer. In turn, the business will lose money, go our of business, or be hurt permanently. However, most people still believe that THEY are the victim.

I don't recognize this $10 charge on my card, it must be identity theft, like they said on TV. I better call mastercard, so they can put the money back on my card. Wow, I'm so traumatized.

by Brian Leeon January 16, 2006

Generational Theft

The stealing of todays youths ability to live like the average American today. The cause of this is large trillion dollar government spending. Today we are robbing the futures of the current day American teenager, thier future kids, and maybe even their kids kids. Reason democrats and their need for big govenment.

Due to this socialism proposed by Obama we really have a case of generational theft on our hands! :(

by The long term American March 4, 2009

Tweetee

Someone who enjoys eating ice cream. Tends to be around 5'2, not too tall, likes dogs named Biscuit and is pursuing in nursing.
She also laughs like Squidward.

Tim: Dude, I'm craving ice cream.
Chadd: Me too
Tim: Why are we such Tweetee's today?

by mattken December 26, 2010

tweet

Its when You have like a baby cum just a little of it.

I tweeted all over your daughters face last night.

by Tweetinnigga12 September 9, 2010

identity thefted

when u get your identity stolen due to an idiotic social media post. like wow. sad.

Hey Bill, I just got identity thefted

by BigBelly7383 March 2, 2019