Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.

Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

by Trytobe rational June 15, 2021

russian left turn

When someone decides to turn left at an intersection while not in the left hand turn lane (i.e. center lane). This usually results in some getting crashed into. Popularized by russian dash cam footage

“Stupid bitch didnt’t shoulder check, pulled a russian left turn and slammed right into me”

by Meatshower March 24, 2018

17 Point Turn

A "3-point" turn that requires more than three points to complete due to either the road being very narrow, or the vehicle being too big.

I was driving the SUV down a narrow street and realized I was going in the wrong direction, so I did a 17 Point Turn. If I had to shift gears one more time, I think my arm would have fallen off.

by thebetterfriend2 February 25, 2010

Louisiana Right Turn

A Louisiana Right Turn, commonly practiced on a four lane road, two lanes going each way, is when someone is in the left lane and they turn right at an intersection, cutting others off in the process.

Louis: Dude, that guy just flipped me off!
David: Well what did you expect, you just pulled a Louisiana Right Turn.

by GoldGlover375 March 26, 2008

Chicano U-Turn

To make an abrupt u-turn ghetto style.

Your driving and all of sudden you need to turn around, so you do so on the spot, whether you need to hold up traffic or not.
See example: Ah shit I forgot my wallet man make a chicano u-turn yeah.

by vinayjs October 04, 2006

turn around time

(noun. Also, turn-around time, or; turn over) The time in which something takes to get done. A waiter has many turn overs in a night. A buyer wants to know what company, or service's turn around time is.

What's the turn around time from production to final sale?

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003