Booty Cheeks and Turkey

Something your Grandmother's farts smell like.

Person 1: Do you smell that?
Person 2: It smells like Booty Cheeks and Turkey!
Person 1: It must be your Grandmother.

by Afflictionx4 August 20, 2011

Turkey

The Republic of Turkey, established in 1923 by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, is today a modern country which offers a model to lands beyond. Turkey lies at the crossroads of three continents, making it a unique meeting place of the world.Turkey is a land which enjoys a heritage of tolerance and mutual understanding, enabling all faiths to coexist in peace and harmony within it. The power that comes from its history, coupled with values established today, has built a world nation. The negotiations with the European Union which opened 0n 3 October 2005 open up fresh and promising dimensions for the country's future.With its 4$360 billion national revenue, Turkish economy is the world's 19th and Europe's 7th biggest one.Turkey occupies the 23th place in the world with imports of $117 billion, while it occupies 34th place for its exports.

Turkey is a candidate to become one of the most dynamic and exciting locations, for business and international cooperation in the 21st century.

by dycesoy July 20, 2008

turkeyslapping

To withdraw your penis from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.

Woah, Josh just turkey slapped David so hard he got knocked out!

by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005

turkey bandit

One who covertly heists turkey sandwiches in the middle of the night.

"We would have some turkey sammiches for the trip, but the turkey bandit got them."

by corn master October 2, 2002

Turkey Box

A rather saggy vaginal opening - akin to the neck of a turkey, or in some cases a ham sandwich.

"Mavis' Turkey Box looks like a bag of giblets, guy!!"

by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Hairy Turkey

Act of gobbling like a turkey while performing oral sex on an a (unshaved) woman.

"She didn't think it was as funny as I did when I gave her a hairy turkey"

by thatguy@someplace April 12, 2009

Going Turkey

Going harder than hard. An updated and more bad ass version of "going ham". This term is not to be used lightly, for it surpasses going ham.

It may include but is not limited to: Drinking insane amounts of grain alcohol till you can't hold your own head up, puking while drinking and then continuing to drink, no sleep, mass amounts of illegal substances, moonshine, hunch punch or absinthe may be a factor.

After 8th shot of 151... "Bro, I am GOING TURKEY tonight!!!!!"

by motorboat26 August 25, 2011