turtlehead touching cloth

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

Turtle Spurts

Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.

I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Turtle man

The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.

Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!

by Getyogoblinsoutmygoddamnhouse May 9, 2019

turtle momo

a fruity man who gets suspended for hate crimes

bruh turtle momo is so annoyig i hatw him-Arianna

by fruitymomo April 2, 2019

Turtle snorkel

Plastic straws

They banned turtle snorkels at Mc Donald's, that's why your drink tastes like cardboard

by Eat420 October 15, 2019

Turtle toad

Famous rain world focused youtuber, discord fanatic.

"Turtle Toad killed my father - pepsow, old friend" "Turtle Toad's new video was real wack, yo"

by pepsow June 26, 2020

Tortle

Tortle

Tortle.

by True fax’s 69 March 24, 2021