Santa's Trumpet

when a man jizzes in a girls ass, and the the woman continues to fart the jizz out of her ass onto the mans face.

Santa's Trumpet is between a woman and a man

by blowpipe December 29, 2013

Stank-Chunk Trumpet

This occurs when you burp really loudly , then precede to blow the burp into someones face, often times followed by small bits of food from your freshly eaten lunch.

Christy coulndt stand the force from my stank-chunk trumpet

by Bill W March 23, 2004

Trumpleton

A queef out of your dick

"Yeah my buddy was named Richard Trumpleton. Well, it was, before I told him what his last name meant."

by Zeus Train February 5, 2015

bronze trumpet

Intercorse between to very very gay cock fags. When the male pulls out of the other mans ass,and the other man gives the other man a blow job!

So when im done doing you in the ass you want to give me a bronze trumpet

by banana warrior March 29, 2009

Cunt trumpet

vuvuzela

I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet

by Kokweasl June 20, 2010

Trumpets

Those who are for Donald Trump.

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.

by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017

Rusty Trumpet

When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.

Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"

Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"

Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"

by Justen9601 November 17, 2016