muffin tops

a breast which doesnt quite fit into todays form fitting bras creeping over the top.

Obviously that bra doesnt fit; look at her muffin tops

by deebow68 August 27, 2005

tops

Hella HARD; in this case pronounced TOPES

Synonymous with the word "hard"

Damn that one guy is hella tops!

You drank that grease??? You're hella TOPScore

by RAMP September 20, 2007

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

topside

A personality trait that demonstrates strong decision-making skills or control, characteristic of homosexual males who prefer to be on top. Often valued by men who want to relax and not make choices (see, e.g. bottomy).

Where do you want to eat tonight?" "I'm not feeling like making decisions tonight. Just show me your topside and pick.

by @J_Cyrious July 13, 2011

Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.

My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.

by Shadohw March 5, 2009