Topher

Euphemism for wanker.

Commonly used in Australia and originated in Melbourne.
Named after a well known cooked anti vax grifter who tells lies and asks for donations from gullible people.

Oh no, there is that Topher talking bollocks again.

He’s a real Topher that one.

by Dodecahedron June 13, 2023

Tapper

A tapper is st.louis slang basically means your homie or referring to your gang. Made popular by gangster rapper mo p

Main tap, we the main tap, tapperz

by Brad_CTS September 20, 2023

Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.

Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.

He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Tipper Snipper

when a woman bites on your foreskin circumcising your wiener

Companion: Did you know Marley is a Tipper Snipper to Jed
You: No I didn't companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

Topher Bus

The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High

Topher: yo I’m Topher bus

by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023

TomPerksing

The word for TomPerksing closely reffers to being of the Tom Perks Cult. This is an organization run by Tom Perks himself. TomPersking usually reffers to the holocaust and Hitler.

Mark: Hey Bob! Bob: Heyl! Mark: That sounded like a bit of TomPerksing...

by TomPuckleberry December 5, 2023