Plant

A person who’s so stereotypical and/or boring that they seem like they’ve been planted there by aliens who think that’s how humans are supposed to be.

“Josh is like, the most stereotypical douchebag I know.”
“Yeah he’s such a plant!”

by Syphler_x July 22, 2019

business plant

a plant that does business stuff

yo i just got a business plant

by scp sl guy April 18, 2023

Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

Planting the flag

During anal or vaginal sex, you force the receivers head down onto the ground and go into a plank being supported by only you hand on your partners head and your penis inside your partner.

Hey dude, have you noticed that Stacy has been walking weird today?

Oh yeah, John was Planting the flag last night.

Oh damn. Do you know how long he held it?

He said he held it fro 12 seconds but I doubt it.

Damn.

by *Screaming in Russian* April 2, 2020

treatment plant

Use to treat water. Take the dirt in the water out.

Do you know what the treatment plant do, Dan?
I think it just treats the water.

by iamnooneelse October 25, 2023

Plant

A person who sprouts up sometimes like a plant and always brings funny and great memories with them; talented, awesome, funny people!

I appreciate plants, they can really liven up conversations!

by berry_xi June 28, 2024

Crop Planting

When in a pool or any other kind of large body of water; a girl walks by another person and has her period and then moves on while the other person is usally unaware of it.

When Corey ducked under water Shelby got her period so she desided to go crop planting and crop planted Corey when he was under water.

by Even C. June 11, 2008