A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 27, 2009
A. 2+2=7? Way to Jim Joyce the hell out of that math problem.
B. He tried to build his IKEA desk without the instruction manual and totally Jim Joyced it.
B. He tried to build his IKEA desk without the instruction manual and totally Jim Joyced it.
by Rockwell Sweaters June 03, 2010
The act of forcefully defacating through the strings and into the body of an acoustic guitar, via the guitar's resonance hole. This abhorrent method of vandalism usually requires heavy practice and advanced physical contortion skills of the perpetrator. Usual suspects include perturbed musicians, hysterical fans, and the psychotic or inebriated. Named after the Gretsch "Jim Dandy" model parlor guitar, which are often the victims of this heinous act.
"Good lord, Terrance! What on Earth is that horrendous smell coming from the parlor?"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"
by Elmer Gibson January 12, 2019
an unfinished handjob.
by Kira Janus June 05, 2006
Everyone: Okay lets bounce out of here.
Jim: Awwwww do we have to I want to stay *Sad eyes*
Everyone: Haha okay fine *Raises motherfucking glass*
Jim: Awwwww do we have to I want to stay *Sad eyes*
Everyone: Haha okay fine *Raises motherfucking glass*
by Tingggg April 18, 2016
by dank swag lord April 25, 2015
1) To kill with extreme prejudice
I like little dude who keeps his money so neat
But I still bury a nigga
Put The Mask on, Jim Carey a nigga (Blaou)
But I still bury a nigga
Put The Mask on, Jim Carey a nigga (Blaou)
by Chris Judah April 10, 2007