Jack

He's a nice and funny guy, but if you get to know him well, you realize he's an asshole

You: Hey Jack
Jack: Hey You
You: Stop hurting me this is an unhealthy relationship i don't like it when you punch me for no reason this is a serious cry for help
Jack: Lmao gay
Jack: *punches you*

by Harry Fishnuts May 7, 2019

Jack

Jack, is usually an asshole but he can be a good brother or a best friend. He usually cussed and acts like he is so tough but he is a short shit and he does shitty pranks

Wow you’re such a jack asss

by Rick lock fort January 4, 2019

Jack

People named Jack are catboys with a humiliation fetish. They somehow manage to get girls despite being skinny and pale. Don't try to make fun of them, they get off on that.

"I heard your sister was going out with a guy named Jack."
"She is, and when I told Jack the cat ears were weird he just smiled and laughed? Like wtf?"

by passwrod November 29, 2021

Jack

Jack’s have a tendency to annoy people they meet. Although they are intelligent they let their ego get in the way. They try their best but don’t always help. They are generous and kind and independent, however they sometimes sway under peer pressure.

That Jack is really trying to help.

Jack is starting to get on my nerves

by I want to die285728 June 24, 2018

jack

a simpy git that loves to get bummed

jack likes his tea the way he likes his piss............ weak

by mummakesshittea June 2, 2020

Jack

Short for jack shit. he never flushes the bog after use so jack shit is ok.

Jack, you left a massive shit down the bowl again. Are you a spastic or something?

by asfdasdfsdfas January 19, 2018

Jack

Jacks are nice guys but very selfish. Always thinking of there benefit before someone else. They are funny and decent looking but paranoid and get annoyed very quickly. Jacks rarely go out but are too busy doing useless stuff that gets them nowere. They have a good work ethic when it comes to things that motivate them. Jacks have small to medium sized friend groups but usually have a best friend. Jack always treats them as below them and does mistreat them but deep deep down he loves them more than he will admit. Jack creates something as his new obsession but forgets about it the next day

Me: You wanna hang out tomorrow?

Jack: nah boss too busy shaving my cat im tied up sos

by πpietime December 11, 2019