salad tossing

giving a rim job

my fav. thing to do is salad tossin

by Anonymous April 02, 2003

Kale Salad

A kale salad is when you go down on an untrimmed vegan girl.

Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!

by BigNasty420 February 23, 2018

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 04, 2007

Noodle salad

A bunch of guys putting their flaccid dicks in a chick's mouth at the same time.

Laiynie said she was excited to go out and eat noodle salad for dinner.

by FellatioLobos January 08, 2016

Sleeping with the salad

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.

Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.

by IceCreamFucker February 04, 2010

Salad Shooter

Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........

by Mac April 17, 2004

toss salad

eating out the asshole

Chris W., did you get your salad tossed by Kelly last night

by 413 January 02, 2005